Students Starve as College Cuts Pizza from Menu

Tens of students at a local college are suffering from varying degrees of starvation as the school dining service recently decided to cut pizza from its daily meal offerings.  "I just don't know what else to do," sobbed one student, his stomach growling in agreement. "I mean, what am I supposed to do? I've been…

Bibliophile 

Me: "Just one book..." Friend: "No, you promised yourself you wouldn't spend any money." Me: "But...George Eliot!" Friend: "No." Me: "Treat yo self?" Friend: "Nope." Me: *buys it when she isn't looking* I am willing to admit I have an addiction to literature...but when it's half price for beautiful editions of classics, I can hardly…

A Little Epistle

To the church that has welcomed me from the first day and has never ceased to show me the care of Christ, I thank God daily for you. When I enter the doors of the sanctuary, a sigh of relief falls from my lips, for here the love of Christ is tangible. It is found…