Friend: “No, you promised yourself you wouldn’t spend any money.”
Me: “But…George Eliot!”
Friend: “No.”
Me: “Treat yo self?”
Friend: “Nope.”
Me: *buys it when she isn’t looking*
I am willing to admit I have an addiction to literature…but when it’s half price for beautiful editions of classics, I can hardly be expected to leave the bookstore empty-handed!