Nowhere, AZ17 July 2020 As schools consider how to reopen in the fall, a revolutionary group of students are demanding not only health accommodations, but
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Flat Stanley’s Grown-up Adventure
Remember Flat Stanley? I’m sure many of you reading this are experiencing a burst of nostalgia. “Ah, yes!” you might think, “I remember sending Flat
ABC Introduces Groundbreaking Polygamist Season of The Bachelor
20 February 2020 Los Angeles, California In wake of the Utah senate’s recent move to decriminalize polygamy, production staff for ABC’s hit reality dating show,
Progressive Peasant Comes out as “Royal We”
Norwich, England Bleak Midwinter, 1275 Breaking news as progressive peasant, Eustace of Norwich, has bravely come out as the “Royal We.” Eustace is long
Taylor Swift Fan, 23, Continues to Identify as 22
14 November 2019 Los Angeles, California A local young woman’s birthday party took a shocking turn as she announced, in reply to well-wishers’ shouts of
New Year, New Journal…But how to choose?
One of the great recurring dilemmas of my life is how to pick the perfect journal. Honestly, when it comes time to shop for a
